🚨 HOLD UP, ATLANTA! YOUR TAXI JUST GOT AN UPGRADE! 🚖🤖💥 Waymo, the tech baby of Google, just dropped their self-driving robotaxis like they’re hot in ATL, and guess who’s the wingman? Uber! 😱🚀 That’s right, folks, we’re merging the squads of tech giants like Avengers but with less drama and more malfunctioning sensors. “Yo, how do I summon this metal beast?” you ask? Just pop open the Uber app like it’s 2015 and let the algorithmic magic unfold! ✨💰 But wait, didn’t we just have a collab in Austin? Uhhh yeah, but can’t blame ‘em for trying to take over the world one robot taxi at a time. Because, like, why risk death by human driver when you can feel the sweet, sweet embrace of artificial intelligence? 🤡💀 The memes about robotaxis driving themselves into a river are gonna hit different. “This is fine” while my Uber’s GPS locates the nearest taco stand instead of the airport! 🌮😂 Leaked dev quote: “We promised self-driving, not self-driving-you-off-a-cliff.” 😬 Hold onto your butts, because I predict a future where Uber drivers are replaced by hyper-intelligent frogs piloting these robot chariots. Frogs will be the new caped crusaders, and Elon will start a frog-lliance. Stonks will GO TO THE MOON! 🌕🔥 #BasedOrNot?