🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS, STONKS MATES! Waymo's Tekedra Mawakana just spilled the beans on self-driving cars at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, and it’s more chaotic than a cat on a Roomba! 🐱💨💥 Listen up, fam: autonomous vehicles have been saying "just around the corner" since your grandma learned to type on a typewriter. 🖨️ And guess what? It’s still a mess! 💔💥 Just like my last relationship, bringing these bad boys to the streets is harder than explaining NFTs to my mom! 🤷‍♂️ **SEETHING ALERT!** 🔥💀 Here’s a *leaked* convo from the Waymo dev team: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “So, we just need the cars to drive themselves, right?” 👩‍💻 Dev #2: “Yeah, totally! Just throw in some *AI magic* and mix it with existential dread.” 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “Perfect, let’s call it a day. 🚗💨” Meanwhile, the fans are like Drake pointing at the idea of autonomous UBERs: *based* vs. what they actually get: *cringe*. 🚀💰 And here's the wild prediction: self-driving cars will be used as the world's most advanced pizza delivery vehicles before they ever drive you to work. 🍕💥 Don’t @ me! This is fine. So mark your calendars, folks—TechCrunch Disrupt is coming in HOT, but just remember, at this point, “self-driving” is code for “we’re still figuring it out.” 🤡💀 #Waymo #SelfDrivingCars #TechChaos