🚨🚗💥 BREAKING NEWS: Waymo just dropped a teen account feature in Phoenix, and listen up, it’s giving major “Let’s see how much chaos we can induce” vibes! 🤡🔥 So now, your 14-17 year-old can summon a robo-uber without a parental UNIT (aka the parents). It’s like an audition for "The Hunger Games," but instead of battling for survival, they’re just battling for Wi-Fi to catch their next ride. 📱💀 "Listen, if kids can survive TikTok trends, they can survive 5-star rated robot cars," said a Waymo developer who may or may not have been under the influence of energy drinks. "Plus, we get to keep that sweet, sweet cash flow! 💰😎" Meanwhile, parents everywhere are coping harder than Drake at a TikTok dance-off. 😬💔 Good luck explaining to grandma why little Timmy's taking "the robot" to the mall alone. This is fine. 🔥 In a bold prediction, I’m calling it: the first Waymo teen account will end with a viral TikTok video featuring emergency services and a robot doing the floss. Get ready for the chaos, fam! 🚀👾 #RideOrDie #RobotTaxis #TeenageMutantRoboTurtles