🚗💨 HOLY CRAP, WAYMO'S GOING FULL THROTTLE ON THE ROBOTAXI DRAMA! 🤖💥 So, listen up fam! Waymo just announced it’s pulling a "hold my drink" move by dropping its self-driving shenanigans in NOT ONE, but THREE new cities: Las Vegas, San Diego, and Detroit. That's right, folks! We’re getting more robot cars than actual people in Detroit! 😂💀 Let’s break it down: Vegas? Stonks! 🎰 This place is basically a playground for drunk tourists letting robot chauffeurs drive them to all-you-can-eat buffets—this is fine 🔥. San Diego? Chill vibes only, bro! 🏄‍♂️🤙 Just imagine catching waves while a car takes your tacos for a spin. Detroit? Well, I guess someone needs to teach these cars how to dodge potholes the size of black holes. 🕳️🚀 Word on the street (totally made up, but who cares) is that a Waymo engineer said, “We’re just trying to give Uber drivers a taste of that sweet unemployment pie.” 🍰😬 Meanwhile, the CEO's probably polishing his yacht with all those ride-hailing $$$💰. But hold up—here’s my *unhinged prediction*: By 2025, Waymo and Taco Bell will team up for a ‘Drive-Thru Drone Delivery’! 🌮🚁 You heard it here first, now go tell your friends before the robots take over and silence us all! 👀🔥