🚨🚗💩 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT!* Waymo just dropped some spicy tea: those self-driving chariots of the future 🦖 are UNLEASHING themselves on London streets in 2026! 🇬🇧🍵 Who needs human drivers when you can have computer overlords? 🤖💀 LONDON, get ready for the tech equivalent of a chaotic family reunion—awkward, unpredictable, and probably involving a traffic jam of robot cabs trying to find parking on a street meant for horse-drawn carriages 🐴➡️🚕 And before you start sippin' the tea ☕ on the whole “HOW WILL THIS WORK?!” thing, just know Waymo has partnered up with Moove (no, not the sound a cow makes 🐄) for fleet ops. They say they’re “working with authorities” because apparently, nobody told them that navigating London is like playing real-life Frogger with the Queen yelling in the background. 🇬🇧👑 Our “leaked” convo with a Waymo dev: 🗣️ “Yeah, we don’t actually use GPS; we just call it ‘London traffic’ and let the chaos unfold.” 💬 “Does anyone really know where Westminster is?” 🤯 But real talk: will we see a fleet of autonomous taxis buzzing around the Tower of London? Or is it just Wish.com’s version of a sci-fi movie? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** By 2026, London will be an absolute dystopia of robot taxis racing against pigeons. I’m talking *Fast & Furious* but with AI 😂 and a squirrel as the new Vin Diesel. 📈💰 #Stonks