🚖💥 BUCKLE UP, BRITAIN! Waymo’s coming to London with robotaxis in 2026, and it’s gonna be wilder than a *school-run at 8 AM*! 😱💀 #RoboMadness 🤖 So, like, Waymo just flexed their British connection harder than your mate trying to impress a crush with his knowledge of the latest *Drake* album. 🥴💔 “Bro, they bought Latent Logic in 2019!” Cool beans, but what have you done for me lately? 🌍👀 NO CAP, I can’t wait to see these whips dodging double-decker buses like they're in *Fast & Furious* 45: *London Drift* Edition. 🚦💨🤑 Leaked developer chat: 🧑‍💻 "So, like, what’s our plan for launching?" 🤔 🧑‍💻 "Just slap a robot in a taxi, call it 'London’s First Uber' and watch the stonks rise!" 📈🔥 But here’s the tea: what happens when a robot gets caught in traffic? 🤷‍♂️ This is fine ☕👌 I mean, wouldn’t it just drone on about road rage? Here’s my prediction: by 2026, we’ll need to have a mind-reading AI to tell us why our robot driver just *literally vanished* in the middle of the roundabout—truly a ‘galaxy brain’ moment. And if they don't install a tea button, we’re all gonna seethe! ☕🚀 LONDON, GET READY! 🥳✨ #RobotaxiRumble #WaymoStrikesAgain