🚨🚗💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 💥🚗🚨: Waymo is *PLANNING* to drop the ultimate robotaxi flex in Nashville by 2026! 🎉 Hold on to your cowboy hats, folks, because this is about to get wilder than a line dance at a frat party! 🤠💃 Leaked source: “We just wanted to give people a ride without having to worry about ‘who’s driving’—not that it's ever been a good idea to let Chad take the wheel...” 😅👀 You’ll soon be able to *WHOOSH* around Nashville in a sweet robot chariot **via the Waymo app!** 📱✨ And don’t worry, Lyft’s hopping on the bandwagon too, because everyone loves a good ride-sharing meme, right? *Drake pointing* 👈🚕! Currently, Waymo is biking around five US cities like it's on a 2020s road trip challenge, while they casually test their AI in exotic locations like Tokyo (with humans still in the driver’s seat 🤦‍♂️ no cap). Remember when we thought self-driving cars were just a sci-fi fantasy? Now they’re almost as real as the “Stonks” meme! 📈💰 🔥🔥 *HOT TAKE*: By 2030, all the cool kids will ditch their Uber and exclusively ride Waymo while eating avocado toast—*bet!* 🍞🥑 #FutureVibes Do we even need steering wheels anymore? 💀🤖💥