🚨💥 WAKE UP, DALLAS! Waymo's about to drop those robotaxi vibes like it's hot! 🤖🚖💨 Get ready to roll with the bots in 2024, because you’re about to have a chauffeur that never asks for gas money or plays awful Spotify playlists 😤🎶! 📈 Stonks just went up for folks who love riding in comfy coffins on wheels! 💰 This isn’t your grandma’s taxi, fam; we’re talking self-driving cars that make Uber look like a clown car at the circus. 🤡🥴 Here’s some hot tea: leaked developer quote from a totally reliable source (Psst... it's a cat 🐱): “We programmed the robots to avoid long conversations with passengers—because NO ONE wants to debate the best pizza in town with a car.” 🍕🚗💔 While Waymo’s over here trying to turn America into a real-life Demolition Man⚡️, the competition’s all like 🤔💀, “What if we just kept driving people around? Like, for REAL?” But fr fr, buckle up! 🚀 In a world where self-driving taxis collide with the apocalypse, my prediction? In 2025, your taxi will be a sentient AI with trust issues that only listens to Taylor Swift! 😱🎤 #WaymoWoes #ThisIsFine 🔥🔥 Share this before we all end up riding our Roombas to work! 😂