🚨💥BREAKING: Waymo Just Got the Green Light to Take Over NYC! 🚦🐍💀 Y’all hear this?! Waymo is officially allowed to unleash its self-driving chariots in New York City! 🍎🚗💨 Mayor Eric Adams just hit the “STONKS” button on this one! 📈😱 So, grab your espresso and get ready to be *unbothered* by eight robo-rides cruising through Times Square while you dodge pigeons and urinate on the streets. 🕵️‍♂️💦 But peep this! 😏 For now, they'll roll with a human in the driver’s seat—just in case the car decides to go full “This Is Fine” 🔥🐶 and morph into a sentient pizza delivery drone. 🍕🚀 According to my buddy Dave from R&D who said, "We just want to make sure they don't accidentally drive into the river… again," Waymo's testing *only* lasts until September 2025. 👀⏳ And guess what? The car industry is going full “Galaxy Brain” with plans to conquer TEN new cities by 2025! 🤯 But NY? That’s the real boss level, fam! 🕹️💰 Hot Take: By 2026, expect Waymo to roll out an emergency 'Robo Cabbie' that aggressively yells “Fuhgeddaboutit!” 🚖💣💥 as it drives you to your next awkward date. Grab your popcorn, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 🍿🔥💀 #WaymoWatch #NYCRobocalypse