🚨🤖💼 BREAKING: WAYMO JUST LANDED A CORPORATE TRAVEL GIG! 💼🤖🚨 Okay, fam, grab your robot taxi and buckle up because WAYMO just decided to throw on a tie and crash the corporate party like a dude with a giant pizza at a vegan conference! 🍕💀 Yeah, that's right! Waymo is all like: “Hey, bosses! Wanna make your employees feel less like sad office plants? Let them ride our robot chariots to ensure they arrive at those completely unnecessary meetings in STYLE!” 😏🔥 They're rolling out “Waymo for Business” — because Skynet hasn’t taken over yet and we still like to pretend we have a choice! 🚀👩‍💻 Think self-driving cars for your 9-to-5 goons. It’s like Uber but with fewer humans and more "whoops, that was my lunch!" moments. 🥴💸 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought about putting WiFi in the cars, but then I realized that corporate workers don’t need to become MORE productive. Go ahead and watch TikToks while the car drives you to your 3-hour meeting on ‘Synergizing with Synergy.’” 🤡💻 So, stonks or cringe? You decide! But bet your bottom dollar this is peak ‘This is Fine’ meme energy right here. 🔥💰 Prediction: In 6 months, Waymo employees will be replacing their human coworkers with robot doppelgangers. Get ready for the new office buddy: WAYMO 2.0 with personality upgrades! 😱🤖 #WaymoForBusiness #CorporateChauffeur #TechPanic