🚨🛑 HOLD UP, Y’ALL! 🚗💨 Waymo just did the UNTHINKABLE and partnered with Avis, aka your uncle’s go-to for renting a car while pretending to be financially responsible! 😂💸 That's right, they're unleashing a robotaxi fleet in Dallas! 🤖🔥✨ Imagine this: you’re in deep ‘Texas heat’ 🤠 and instead of sweating like a boiled shrimp 🍤 in the sun, you’re chillin’ in a robo-Jaguar I-Pace, sipping iced tea as you summon your ride like some futuristic cowboy! 🤠🚀 “Y’all ain’t ready for this level of flex,” said some random Waymo dev while eating a burrito. 🌯 (Leaked quote, don't @ me) But here’s the kicker: Avis is handling “general operations.” Uh-oh! Hope they packed their toolbox and not just a stack of "How to Fix Your Broken Dreams" books! 📚💀 Riding in a robotaxi and paying Avis? Sounds like a wild combination of “stonks” and “this is fine.” 🔥💰 Are we supposed to tip the robot? If so, get ready for a meme where our robot overlords become the next TikTok stars. 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: 2024 will be the year we find out *robots* have better driving skills than our drunk uncles at Thanksgiving. 💯💀 Share this with your friends, or you're just going to be stuck in traffic forever! 🚦🤣