🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: AccessGrid just raised $4.4 MILLION 💰to turn your phone into a *key fob* because apparently, we JUST CAN'T use our keys anymore! 🗝️✨ Listen up fam, we’re out here living in a futuristic episode of “This Is Fine” 🐶🔥 while AccessGrid is like, “Yo, let’s unleash the techno-dystopia!” 💀🚀 So instead of losing your keys under the couch like a normal person, now you can misplace your phone AND your digital fob! Stonks? More like bonks! 📉🤣 AccessGrid's APIs (that’s tech speak for “we’re too lazy to actually build something useful”) allow companies to slap their brands on your Google or Apple Wallet like 💅✨. Who needs physical keys, right? That’s how you get locked out... and let’s be real, nobody’s trying to show their landlord that they lost their *digital key*—the cringe is real. 🤦‍♂️ In a totally *leaked* convo, one dev said, "We want to make sure that you can unlock your door while scrolling TikTok 💕📱. No cap, that’s the future." So here's my hot take: in 5 years, we’ll be praying to our phones to open the door bc they’ll definitely stop working for some petty reason. Get ready for chaotic unlock ceremonies, folks! 🔮👀 #TechWizards #FobLife #AccessGridADisaster