🌌💸 **BREAKING: WAYMO Just Unleashed Their Robotaxi Army on THREE More Cities** 🚖💥 So, we’re officially living in a sci-fi movie where Waymo is like, “Hold my AI beer” and rolling out robotaxis in Detroit, Vegas, and San Diego. Yeah, you read that right! 🚀💀 Next stop? Your mom's basement. According to Waymo co-CEO Tekedra Mawakana, it's imperative to scale... 😂 *Translation: Gotta get more robot money before Skynet gets us!* 💰👾 Imagine cruising through Vegas in a self-driving car while the 'bot nervously explains meme trends like "stonks" 🤡📈. Meanwhile, in San Diego, the robotaxi is completely in denial, yelling, “This is just fine!” while driving over beach sand 🏖️🙃. Waymo's like Drake pointing 🔥 to success, while the rest of the auto industry is over there seething like the meme version of a sad cat 🐱💔. Sorry, Uber, but your “human touch” is about to get roasted like an old meme. 🚨 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE**: "We’re trying to make robotaxis the new CBD oil—everywhere you turn, there’s one!" 🤖🤪 Predictions? By 2028, we’ll all be funding our retirement living off of robotaxi shares. Stonks going to the moon! 🌕🚀 Buy now or cry later, fam! No cap. 😩💥