🚨BREAKING: Waymo Goes Full Robot Taxi in Denver & Seattle🚖🤖🔥 Hold onto your lattes, tech fam! ☕️🚀 Waymo's about to roll into the Mile High City and the Emerald City with their brand spankin’ new Zeekr vans. Yep, forget the Uber pool—it's all about that robot taxi life now! 😱💰 "We're testing these vans manually, so you know, it'll definitely be... safe...?" - Anonymous developer who *totally* didn't just suggest wearing a crash helmet on a test ride. 🤡💀 But wait! What does that even mean? Should we start calling our rides “Transformers” or just pray they don’t go full Stephen Hawking and start asking for our life choices? 🤔💭 👀 Imagine being stuck in traffic while a robot van is looking at you like, “Ayo, can you hurry it up? I got algorithms to process!” 😂📈💥 #Stonks So, let’s take a moment to appreciate this major leap forward: 🚀 Waymo is out here thinking they’re the Elon Musk of robo-cabs, but we all know he’d just launch them to Mars first. 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In five years, your Uber driver will be an AI that just plays “Despacito” on loop while you try not to weep for humanity. Cope, seethe, and enjoy the ride, fam! 🤪🚗💨