👀🚖💥 BREAKING NEWS: Waymo's about to take over your city like a digital ninja, and I'm not just talking about rolling up in a sweet ride! 🚀💸 They’re throwing their robotaxi party in three new cities: San Diego, Las Vegas, and Detroit! That’s right, Detroit—home of “this is fine” memes as the robots will soon take over your streets while you’re still deciding whether to fix that check engine light. 😂🤡 Rumor has it, a Waymo dev was overheard saying, “At this point, I just hope our cars don’t take ‘drive like your ex is in the passenger seat’ literally. 🤖💀” So, Las Vegas will get the Strip treatment because who doesn’t want a robot taxi drunk texting and swerving past the fountains, right? 🤣🔥 And the airport? We’re all just waiting for lit TikToks of Waymo cars not knowing how to parallel park at baggage claim! 💔 As for San Diego, we’ve got nothing but vague “sometime next year” vibes, but hey, stonks are stonking! 📈💥 And they’re eyeing London next? 😂🚀 Bet the Queen’s thrilled for her next ride, “One does not drive, one’s car drives oneself!” 👑 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be chilling with autonomous baristas and robot stretch limos accommodating our overpriced avocado toast cravings. They’ll stop for no one! 🍞🥑🍹 #WaymoTakeover #RobocarNotACarCop 🚗💨✨