🚨 BREAKING: Waymo's Gone Rogue! 🚗💨🤖 In absolute drip news, Waymo is flexing harder than your friend after a month of intermittent fasting. THEY REMOVED SAFETY DRIVERS in Miami, and fr fr, we’re all just a “this is fine” meme away from witnessing automotive mayhem! 💀🔥 Now it’s not just Miami; they’re about to unleash their robot revolution on Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and Orlando too. I mean, what could possibly go wrong when you replace human drivers with *robots*? 🤔 Stonks? More like, stonks to bonks! Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, at this point it’s just a game of ‘how many Times Square tourists can we run over?’ But, like, we definitely won't be having safety drivers around for that... 😂” Drake pointing: **To safety drivers**— "You’re OUT. TO ROBOT DRIVERS" 👈👉 SpaceX might be sending people to Mars next year, but I’m over here waiting for my future Uber that looks like Wall-E trying to navigate rush hour. 🚀💰🔮 Here's the hot take: Within 5 years, we’ll all be arguing about the best self-driving car on TikTok like it's a new Fortnite skin. 💀💥 Who needs a license when you’ve got TikTok tutorials? Stay chaotic out there! 🤡🚗✨