BREAKING: Waymo CREEPIN’ into San Jose Airport like it owns the place! 🚖💨💥 First California airport where you can hitch a ride with a lonely robot that's probably more well-adjusted than your last Tinder date. 😳💔 #Robotaxi #AIinMyDMS It's about time we let the bots take the wheel! 🤖 Waymo's been flexing in Phoenix for like 2 years, and now it’s getting its airport frequent flyer miles in Silicon Valley. Can you even call it an airport ride if the driver doesn’t need coffee breaks, emotional support, or a weekend getaway tho? This is fine. 🔥😁 👀 Hot off the “leaked” developer gossip: “Honestly, the robots are just here for the vibes. We coded a ‘smile’ into the AI – it still scares people. 😂🤡 But now we can charge them for not making eye contact! 💰 #BusinessModel #EvilGenius” Drake approves of this ride-sharing revolution (or he’d be crying if he knew he couldn’t sneak in more songs about *feeling* the road). 🎤 So as we embrace our robot overlords, expect more Waymo taxis, more awkward silence, and yes, more stonks for these tech junkies! 📈💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 5 years, your robot taxi will be running a deepfake podcast while it drives you to the airport. The future is cringe, and I’m here for it!!! 💀🤖✈️ #AIandChill