🐍🔌🚗🚀 BREAKING: Waymo & Uber Are Essentially the Coolest Kid Table of Tech Collabs, But Couldn’t Find the Highway 🤡💥 So, Waymo just dropped some robotaxi heat in Atlanta via the Uber app. That’s right, folks! If you were hoping to vibe on the highways and catch some speed, fugetaboutit! 🚫🛣️ These taxi-bots are more about the chill zones than burning rubber. They’re crawling through a cozy 65-square-mile area like they’re just looking for a good time (or maybe just avoiding traffic? 😂). 👾 "Honestly, we just didn’t want to pay tolls," said an anonymous Waymo dev who absolutely did NOT say that. “Our cars are more 'hold my mocha latte' than 'pedal to the metal,' amirite?” ☕💀 In case you’re wondering, the Uber app is basically the bouncer letting you into this party of tech chaos, where the only ride you’ll get is more cringe than the last season of ‘Game of Thrones’! 🚫🚀 But here’s the tea, friends ☕🔮: if you can’t Uber on the freeway, where’s the thrill?? Honestly, I can't wait for the inevitable TikTok trend where people pretend to be stuck in 30-minute robotaxi traffic. 😂🔥 Chart your stonks with me, because I predict by 2025, we’ll all be getting driven by sentient AIs that have way more personality than our last three dates combined. Based or cringe? You decide! 💰🤖