🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Waymo Just Checkmated Tesla in the Ultimate Robotaxi Dick-umentary! 🚗💥 So, picture this: Elon Musk drops a PEEN map of Tesla's robotaxi service area in Austin, and the internet collectively went 💀🤡🤦‍♂️. Like, fr fr, only he could turn autonomous driving into a middle school locker room roast. But in a plot twist THAT NO ONE SAW COMING, Waymo said, “Hold my silicon!” and dropped a WOKED UP 90-square-mile map covering practically the entire city—y’all better make room for that ALPHABET soup! 🍲📈 Waymo's like Drake pointing at a lit house party while Tesla’s just outside, memes in hand, and nobody wants to invite him in. “More neighborhoods, more customers, and more reasons Tesla should leave the childish humor to the AIs who can’t read the room.” 😂🔥 Leaked dev quote: "We don’t need to shrink our maps into dicks; we’re busy building the future here, fam." 💬💀 This is all well and good, but let's be real, folks. In 5 years, Tesla will release a “robotaxi” shaped like a pickle and we’ll all be on Twitter arguing if it’s stonks or cringe, while Waymo’s busy driving grandma to bingo night. UNHINGED PREDICTION: I foresee a robotaxi battle royale, and the winner rides into eternity with meme glory! 🚀💰💪 #WaymoWins #BringBackTheBanter