🎉🌌 BREAKING: Tech companies are pulling a fast one! 🎩💸 Meta and xAI just whipped out their SPVs (Special Purpose Voodoo, amirite?) to conjure up $60 BILLION to build AI data centers, all while dodging debt like they're Neo in the Matrix. 🕶️🕵️‍♂️ #StonksUp 🚀 You heard that right! This is the financial equivalent of saying “I’m fine” while your entire office is on fire 🔥. These tech giants think they can flex that sweet AI cash without it showing up on their balance sheets—like hiding your fries under the salad in a fast-food box. 🍟🥗 Imagine a developer’s meeting: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So we just pretend this debt doesn’t exist?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Yeah fam, it’s like when we pretend we have a work-life balance.” 🤡💀 Meta just raised the stakes higher than your late-night pizza orders, and it’s *definitely* not cringe. But no cap, with great power comes great responsibility… or at least a meme about how we’re all just one algorithm away from corporate overlords. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within a year, AI will not just be sending you ads but personalizing your actual thoughts. 📈💰 Prepare for the day when even your inner monologue has a data center! “This is fine” will never feel so real. 💀🤖