🚨💧 ALERT! THE WATER CURSE HAS A GIT REP! 💧🚨 So, listen up, fam! 🔥 A brand-new *sussy* malware squad called WATER CURSE decided to level up their chaos game with not ONE but *76* GitHub accounts. That’s right—76! That's like trying to drown your enemies while doing the stonks dance… on a sinking ship! 🚢💀💰 👾 According to the tech wizards over at Trend Micro (shoutout to Jovit, Aira, and Mohamed 🧙‍♂️), this malware isn't just here for a good time; it's packing a full-on data-stuffed lunchbox of credentials, browser data, and your most embarrassing session tokens. Imagine the hackers scrolling through your DMs like… "Hey, wanna see this cringey TikTok I made?" 🤢 Like, are you kidding?! At this point, even your grandma’s cookie recipe is safer than your laptop. 💼💀 Developer Quip (TOTALLY REAL): “We thought we’d just troll GitHub for kicks. Now we have more accounts than followers! Should we become influencers?” — a member of the Water Curse team, definitely. 🚀🔥 So what’s the hot take? Get ready for this, folks: I predict in 2024, these hackers will drop their own NFT collection of stolen memes! Calling it now! No cap! Brace yourselves, the future is chaotic! 🤖✨