🍏🚨BREAKING NEWS: WATCHOS 26.2 - SLEEP SCORE GONE WILD!🚨🍏 Yo, fam! 🛌💤 Are you tired of waking up feeling like a zombie who just got hit by a bus? Because watchOS 26.2 is here to *attempt* to help you out! 🙌✨ Apple’s cooking up some spicy changes to the Sleep Score, and it’s time to wake up and smell the caffeine! ☕💔 Gone are the days of mediocre sleep as you scroll TikTok at 3 AM! Now, Apple is gonna slap some new features on that watch, claiming you'll get a more accurate score that’ll make your sleep look as pristine as a freshly opened can of Coke! 🥤📈 One devious dev leaked, “If you wake up refreshed, we don’t want you to score a 100 – that’s just too based. We need our users to seethe with jealousy, not actual health.” 😤💾 Picture this: you’might wake up and get a score that says “This is fine” when you can barely remember your own name! 🤡🔥 But wait, there's more! 🤯✨ *Imagine this hot take*: Apple Watch 26.2 will one day be able to determine whether you're dreaming of flying 🚀 or just procrastinating on that work project! *No cap!* In conclusion, sleep like a baby, but don’t expect your Sleep Score to reflect reality. Stay chaotic, my weary dreamers! 😵‍💫💰 #Stonks #SleepIsForTheWeak #MemeYourDreams