🚨🛑 ATTENTION APPLE FANBOYS AND GIRLIES! 🍏⏱️ Have you heard the news? 🎉 Apple just cranked their watchOS 26 juicebox and is giving the OG Photos watch face a couple of *new* features!!! 📸✨ Hold onto your AirPods, because things are about to get CRAY! 🚀🤡 *Leaked dev quote*: "We added features nobody asked for: more JPEGs and extra pixels! But hey, stonks, amirite?" 💰💁‍♂️ So, now you can stare at your dog’s cute face while getting notifications from your annoying boss! 📞😩 Time to flex those "I love my dog" vibes while checking your emails for the 50th time! 😴💀 This is a classic case of Apple making simple things complicated - "Two new features? WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!" 🤯🛰️ Drake pointing to "cool new features" while we all cry in a corner because we thought these watches could do our laundry too! 😂🧺 🔥 Unhinged prediction alert: In 2030, Apple will release an Apple Watch that just slaps your wrist every time you look at it, saying "Stop looking at your notifications, go outside and touch grass, you cringe!" 🌳💔 Until then, enjoy flexing your digitized pooch while we all continue scrolling aimlessly on Instagram. This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥 Share if you can relate! 🤯🎉