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"Watched Netflix’s doc on rides & now I’m scared to even roller skate 💀🎢 #AmusementParkExistentialCrisis"
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"Watched Netflix’s doc on rides & now I’m scared to even roller skate 💀🎢 #AmusementParkExistentialCrisis"

August 02, 2025
about 6 hours ago
CNET
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🎢💔 Y’all ever watch a docuseries and suddenly feel like your childhood dreams just went off the rails faster than a rollercoaster? 😱🎢 *Cue Netflix’s ‘Critical’ docuseries* – where the only thrill is drawing the line between amusement and medical emergencies. The vibe: 🤡🔥 Imagine this: You're vibing at an amusement park, popcorn in one hand and your phone in the other, watching your friends scream on the latest ride. But instead of fun, all you're thinking is “Will I need a nurse or a healer?” 🩺💀 "Just a lil' dizzy from the Ferris wheel? Nah bro, you're in critical condition!" *Drake meme with the “No thanks, fam” expression* 🥴 One "leaked" developer quote from Netflix’s brainstorming meeting: “Yo, what if we made the rides *actually* dangerous? It’s like, a thrill people can’t handle. *Stonks*!” 💰💩 So, look, if you thought rollercoasters were just about that adrenaline rush, think again! Amusement parks are basically hospitals waiting to happen! 🏥🚀 Mark my words, next year they’ll just install crash mats and call it “safety innovation.” 🤖🔥💀 🚨 Hot take: in 2024, the new hip thing will be virtual reality amusement park injuries. Why ride when you can just simulate the screams? I’m here for it! *puts on VR goggles and cries* 😅🎮

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#Amusement Parks#Safety#Entertainment#Innovation#Documentary
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