🚨🤖 **STOP THE PRESSES!** 🚨 1X just dropped the *NEO Home Robot* and I’m CRYING. 😭💰 The robot costs more than your rent, but hey, at least your robot overlord can vacuum your carpet while you binge-watch anime for 10 hours straight! 😂🔥 Bernt Børnich (the CEO, not your uncle who thinks he can fix everything) said, “Humanoids were long a thing of sci-fi” — buddy, if I wanted a sci-fi movie in my living room, I’d just put on *WALL-E* and drop some popcorn. 🍿💀 Look, no cap: for $20k, this robot better do my taxes and make me breakfast, or I’m sending it back. 🤡💸 I can hear the devs now: “Our robot is not programmed to understand the concept of being broke.” 💀💔 But for real, the internet is coming for this. People are already memeing about how NEO would probably just knock over your favorite coffee mug and seethe like an anxious cat 🤬. And don't even get me started on the “HE FINE” Drake meme. 🥵 🔥 **PREDICTION TIME:** This robot will either become your best friend or the reason you spend WAY too many nights contemplating life decisions. Mark my words. 🤯🚀 #NEOCrazy #BestFriendOrFrenemy