🚨🔥 HOLD UP! It's AI season and Wall Street is acting like a kid in a candy store! 🍭 TheCUBE Pod just dropped the hottest gossip hotter than a meme stock after hours! 🤑💰 So, while stablecoins are going *brrrr* like they just discovered crypto mining in a TikTok dance challenge, 🕺💃 Intel is ringing alarm bells louder than my brain when I realize I forgot my morning coffee. ☕💀 Figma’s about to shut down on Broad Street – seriously, who told them to get a life insurance plan? 👀💔 Meanwhile, President Trump’s literal AI Action Plan sounds like a bad sci-fi flick 🛸😂: “Make AI Great Again!” *cue the cringe* 🤡 And Tom Lee's crypto prediction is so optimistic that it should come with a side of stonks emojis! 📈📉 💬 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE ALERT: "We’re living in a blend of Orwellian nightmare and Silicon Valley hype. It’s totally fine. This is fine. Everything is fine." 💀🔥 So what’s the unhinged prediction? By the end of the year, Wall Street will be trading stocks for *actual* NFTs of cats riding unicorns. Pro tip: buy stonks in cat filters! 🐱✨ Stay chaotic, fam! 🚀💥 #DegenLife #AIorDie