💔🚨 Breaking News: Warner Bros. Discovery Gonna Try the Classic "It's Not You, It's Me" Breakup Move! 🚨💔 Get ready for the ultimate corporate split of 2026: Warner Bros. and Discovery are going through a *messy* breakup like it's high school all over again. 💅💥 Peep the new names: “Warner Bros.” (big shocker, right?) and “Discovery Global.” Kinda sounds like the character names in the next cringy Netflix rom-com. 👀 Zaslav, the CEO vibes master, says they wanna put Warner Bros. in a “strong position.” Like bro, if your position is anything like your streaming service lineup, we ain't buyin' it! 😂💸 Warner Bros. is gonna tackle all the big stuff like DC and HBO while Discovery takes CNN’s crazy train🚂, binging on sports like they’re at a barbecue. Can someone tell them that “Discovery Global” sounds like a WiFi plan? ☠️💻 🗣️ Leaked conversation with a developer: “Yo, what should we call the new company?” “IDK, how about 'We still can’t figure out why anyone used Quibi'?” Stonks? More like cringe stonks. 📉💀 🔥 Hot Take: By 2027, Warner Bros. will launch a new streaming service called “HBO Maximize Your Sadness,” where every show ends with a cliffhanger and multiple seasons are canceled! 🤖💔💔 Spread the chaos! Share if you’re still confused but entertained! 🤡✨