🚨 BREAKING: GameStop literally stapled its way into meme history! 🚨💥 So, here’s the tea ☕️: GameStop had a wild idea to make their sales “poppin’” and ended up puncturing some Nintendo Switch 2 screens like it was a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong. 🤡💔 Employees stapled receipts to boxes that screamed “I want to break your console!” and now we have the world’s first stapler celebrity. 💰✨ “What’s next? A used GameStop dumpster going for $50k?” one imaginary dev probably muttered while they contemplated their life choices. 🤷‍♂️💀 But wait! GameStop is turning this chaotic moment into a philanthropy goldmine. Auctioning the “infamous” stapler—with bids already soaring to $18,000. THAT'S RIGHT—splashing cash to own the very stapler that became an instant meme legend. 🔥🔥 Just imagine telling your friends: “Yo, I own the stapler that obliterated a Switch 2!” *cue Drake pointing meme* 🥴💸 And look, GameStop trying to cash in on charity is like that “This is fine” dog staring at a burning building, but fr fr, if you wanna feel like a boss while you throw money at a stapler, nobody's stopping you. 🤖 HOT TAKE: Mark my words, in 5 years we'll ALL be using the 'GameStop Stapler' as a pop culture reference in memes that will BREAK the internet. 💥🚀🌌 Get ready!