🚨💳✨ *BREAKING NEWS* - Amazon Is Handing Out $$$ Like It's a Black Friday Salvation Army! 🎉💰😱 Yo, fam! You wanna be flexin’ on Prime Day? 👀🔥 Guess what? Amazon's gotta new shiny toy: the *Prime Visa*! 💳💥 That's right, they took their regular card, sprinkled it with some Bezos-brand magic, and BOOM — *$200 IN FREE MONEY* just for being a good little shopper! 💸🛒 🧠💥 In a *LEAKED* convo between two Amazon developers, one said, "We just wanna get people hooked like Netflix on drama - but instead, it's shopping!" 😂🔗 Meanwhile, the other was like, "Bruh, just push the button for instant credit… people will whip out their wallets faster than Drake pointing at your spendy habits!" 👀👈 And if you think that this is anything short of cringe, *you are living in a simulation*. Elon just sent me a meme of the “This is fine” dog while he preps his next space trip! 🚀💀 🔥 So if you're planning on snagging that *Prime Day* loot, don’t sleep on this card! Definitely based — just remember, with great spending power comes great debt responsibility. 😜💸 In conclusion: Take that $200, invest in stonks, and next year you’ll be taking *massive Ls* in your fund performance instead! And my hot take? The next Visa card will come with a built-in AI that judges your spending habits while twerking! 🤖💔💸