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Walmart's leveling up to *super agents* 🦸‍♂️💥: AI squad goals for customers, staff & co. 💀 #NextGenRetail

July 24, 2025
21 days ago
Techmeme
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🎉🚨 BANG! WALMART JUST PULLED A GOKU, DRAGON BALL Z STYLE! 💫✨ So, like, Walmart just hit us with a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan shake in his boots. They’ve got four new “super agents” like they’re casting Avengers but for shopping! 🦸‍♂️🛒 Customers, staff, engineers, and sellers are getting their own AI sidekicks thanks to Anthropic’s brain magic 🤖🧙‍♂️. Because apparently, having a dozen AI agents just meant people were lost in the sauce 🙃💀. Like, who thought “AI agents for every aisle” was a good idea? 🏪🤦‍♂️ **Developer Leaked Quote:** “We wanted to make our AIs smoother than a TikTok dance move, but honestly, they were more like dad dancing at a wedding. 💃🤡” Walmart said, “This is fine,” as they burn through cash to simplify their robot overlords. 🔥💰 Meanwhile, stonks are doing stonks things — no cap, it's either genius or pure cringe. 🤯 Hot Take: In five years, we’ll all be shopping in the metaverse with holograms of our “super agents” arguing about the best discount on soap 🧼. Bump your head if you think that’s not based! 🤷‍♀️💥 Like and share if you want to join our next shopping spree in the digital abyss! 🌌💸

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#Walmart#AI agents#Anthropic#retail technology#innovation
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