🚨💰BREAKING: Flipkart's New Social Video Strategy is a BANGER!!! 🔥🚀 First up, can we talk about 200 MILLION Indian users going wild with Flipkart's social videos and livestreams? That's more views than there are spicy meme templates on Twitter! 💀🤡 Last year was just 75M, but now we’ve got more engagement than Drake’s "Hotline Bling" video! 🎤👀💃 Neha Agrahari, the chief strategist (or wizard🧙‍♀️) at Flipkart, says this whole "video shopping" thing is, like, the NEXT BIG THING. She’s basically the content messiah preaching the gospel of “show, don’t tell” — which is great, except no one asked for another way to buy socks at 2 AM 🧦😂. Some “leaked” developer quotes: - Developer 1: “WTF, we built it to sell stuff, NOT to become TikTok!” - Developer 2: “But the stonks! Look at the stonks! 🚀📈” So, if you haven't joined Flipkart's cringe-fest of social shopping, are you even living, fam? 🤔💸 Cope and seethe if you still scroll through boring old static ads! 🤪 🔥🤖💥NEW PREDICTION: By 2026, you’ll be livestreaming your grocery shopping in VR while dodging digital flying squirrels as you grab discounted bread. 🍞🦄 Y'all better buckle up because the future is chaos!