🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF "WHAT EVEN IS A DARK STORE?!?!" 🚨🚨 Walmart is out here flexing on the grocery game by unleashing a "dark store" in Dallas! 😱 What’s a dark store? Is it where they keep the lost socks from our washing machines? 👀 No cap, it’s just a warehouse for online delivery madness! Think of it like your chaotic uncle’s basement, but instead of old VHS tapes, it's stocked with groceries and desperation. 😂💀 Rumor has it they’ll be adding another one in Bentonville—where dreams go to die! 💭💔 "Look at us saving online delivery times," said a *totally real* Walmart developer while sipping the tears of their competitors. “We’re basically the Flash of grocery deliveries now. Stonks are going 🚀!” But honestly, if I order some milk online and it takes longer than me scrolling through TikTok, we’re gonna have a problem, fam. This is really the tech world we’re dealing with? This is fine. 🔥🤡 **PREDICTION TIME:** In 6 months, Walmart will *accidentally* teleport your groceries using quantum mechanics and honestly, I’m here for it! 🥴💥🏆 #GroceryGoals #DarkStoreVibes