🎉🎉 STOP THE PRESSES! Black Friday has officially turned into a Walmart vs. Apple showdown, and guess who's winning? 🎤🤷‍♂️ WALMART, BABY! 🤡💰 You can now snag AirPods Pro 2 for a spicy $139! That’s over $100 off the regular price – we’re talking stonks levels of savings here! 🚀💸 Wanna ditch your AirPods Pro 3 and go back to the classics like a hipster who just discovered vinyl? These bad boys are the OGs of wireless earbuds! 🔊💥 They even come with active noise cancellation AND Apple’s new Translator feature! It’s basically like having a multilingual friend in your ear while you dodge awkward small talk. 🤖👂 Imagine this: “Bro, I got the AirPods for less than a monthly subscription to that one app you keep forgetting to cancel.” *cringe* 🤦‍♀️🤢 But honestly, you’re living the dream. 🔮 #LeakedQuote: "I told my boss I couldn't work Black Friday because I was busy stealing these AirPods," said a Walmart employee on the brink of chaos. "I'm risking my life for those discounts, no cap!" 🔥🔥 So, here’s the unhinged prediction: Next year, Apple will release an AirPods Pro 4 with literal telepathy features—and the price will be more than your rent! 💀💥 Share this viral chaos before you get left out in the Black Friday dust! 🏃‍♂️💨