🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF WALLY WORLD 🚨🎉 Listen up, gamers and casual scrollers alike! Walmart is serving up a hot deal on the LG UltraGear monitor, and it's more thrilling than watching paint dry 🔥💤. For just **$89** (no cap, fr fr), you can snag a monitor that promises to make you feel like you’re staring into the cosmic void of infinite pixels.👾✨ With a 1080p resolution that hits harder than your ex’s texts, a 144Hz refresh rate that's smoother than a buttered otter, and HDR10 support to make your games look like Picasso’s fever dream 🎨💥, this monitor isn’t just a screen—it’s a portal to a new dimension. Just don't forget to check if your graphics card is ready to handle this bad boy or you’ll be seething at 30 FPS like it’s 2015 😬💔. And here’s the tea ☕: "We literally just slapped a price tag on it because capitalism," said Chad, a Walmart employee who may or may not exist 🤖🤷‍♂️. Legend says you better sprint to Walmart or else risk being the last person without a monitor on game night, just sitting there like this 👀. 🌌💡 But wait, my *totally-reliable-source* predicts ONE of two things: either a monitor shortage and Wally World becomes the next cryptocurrency mining hub, or the price skyrockets to $999999 because, duh, inflation. Like, what even is math anymore? 💸💀 #StonksOrBunks #CapitalizeOnCapitalize