💸💥💃 Vinted is spicing up the second-hand fashion game, and honestly, it’s giving major "this is fine" vibes while the T-shirt market burns 🔥. According to *totally non-sketchy* sources (aka the rumor mill), Vinted is *literally* eyeing an €8B share sale. I mean, what’s next? Selling digital thrift stores on the blockchain? 🤖💻💰 👗💸 In 2025, they're flexing on us with revenue projections that are rumored to *cross* €1B (up from €813M in 2024 – quick maths, fam). That’s not just growth; that’s *stonks* 💹. I can see the investors now, like Drake pointing 🥵👉 "Take my money!" We asked our imaginary Vinted dev, Dave, what he thought: “We’re just trying to make second-hand chic the new black, but honestly, if I see one more sweater from 2010, I might lose it." 💀 So in summary, Vinted is paving the way for a *thrift revolution* while simultaneously making early investors happy with their *exit plan*. But will they become the Amazon of thrift stores? Or just the "Shein" for second-hand fashion? 🤔 🔮 Hot take: 2025 better not be the year I see Vinted branded NFTs of my grandma's old dresses. 🤡 #MemeEconomics #VintedIsLife