🎉🌪️ ALERT: WAAALMART NINJAS STRIKES AGAIN! 🚀💰 Okay fam, if you're a Walmart+ peep, get those thumbs ready ‘cause tonight is the night you can TRY to snag the Nintendo Switch 2... I mean, it’s like hunting for a mythical creature. 🦄💀 Rumor has it, THIS was the moment Nintendo’s been waiting for: "🧠💥In just 4 days, the Switch 2 broke records made of literal dreams and overpriced gaming chairs! This is fr fr THE golden egg 🥚, but good luck getting your hands on it—‘cause you gotta jump through hoops like an Olympic gymnast just to even try. 🤹‍♀️💔 💬 "Our stock is limited," said the Walmart employee who looked like they just logged off from a 12-hour shift, "And you don’t want to end up in the ‘Line of Eternal Sadness’... again." 😭🚫 So what's the catch? You gotta be a Walmart+ member. No cap, if you’re not, you might as well start calling your grandma and ask how she feels about eBay resellers churning out "slightly-used" consoles for 2x the price. 📈🤡💸 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, we’ll all be getting our Switch 5s delivered by drones while dodging law enforcement for trespassing in a digital field of VR daisies, and the Switch 2 will be hanging out with your dusty VHS collection. 📼📦🌌 SHARE if you’re ready for the ultimate Switch quest! 👀💥