🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Walmart’s Onn cameras 👀 are officially here to take your home security from zero to hero at a price that’s practically a meme itself ($22.96, y’all! Stonks! 📈) But lemme tell ya, with great power comes… *subscription fees* 💸👀 *cue confused Drake meme* Walmart’s over here teaming up with Google cooking up these Onn cameras like it’s a new secret sauce for their frozen pizza 🍕🔥. Say goodbye to boring cameras and hello to smart alerts for people, pets, and packages! 🐶📦 (Like that package you ordered from Wish that you KNOW you don’t want to see on camera... cringe). Leaked Dev Quote: "We wanted to make sure your neighbors can see you both in 4K and in HD cringe." — Anish Kattukaran, probably. Sure, you can get three hours of free recorded history. But after that? It’s $10/month for the privilege of knowing when your cat’s up to no good or when the delivery guy throws your package like it's a football. 📹👀💀 🔥🔥🌌 HOT TAKE: These cameras are basically the beginning of the Matrix and will soon be watching you 24/7—like that one friend who just can’t stop sending TikToks! 🤖 So, brace yourselves, fam, the Walmart Skynet is coming! 🤖💰 #ThisIsFine