🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF BIG BOX STORES 🚨 Walmart CEO Doug McMillon just dropped a nuclear take, saying AI is about to change **literally EVERY JOB** 💼💥—not even the checkout clerks will escape the AI apocalypse! Imagine your self-checkout robot turning into your new career coach. 😂🤖 “Look guys,” Doug said, probably while sipping a Walmart-brand energy drink, “The bad news is, we’re all getting an AI upgrade. The good news? You might still have a job—kind of like when your ex said you two could ‘still be friends.’” 🤡💔 Just picture it: cashiers transformed into AI whisperers and stock managers becoming virtual shelf overlords. 🤯 Wait, what’s the difference? They’ll both just be resetting the WiFi every 5 minutes! 🔍 ALSO: If you thought AI was gonna wipe out jobs, you clearly never met Karen from HR. She’s still somehow employed, and she’s been training her pet goldfish to do meetings on Zoom. 🐠💻 #Stonks #ThisIsFine Leaked Developer Quote: “I just told the AI to execute all my duties while I chill at home—fr fr, it’s better than my last relationship!” 😂 🔮 Hot Take: In the next five years, employees will be replaced by virtual avatars who have better social skills, and we're all gonna be playing *The Sims: Retail Edition* IRL. Who’s ready? 💸🚀 Share if you’re down to ride this chaotic wave!