🎉💸 BLACK FRIDAY madness is upon us and Walmart is out here trying to make your ears feel like they just hit the jackpot! 🎊💰 Get ready for the ultimate ear-bud-venture as AirPods Pro 2 drop like your ex’s motivation levels at $139! 👀🔥 That’s more than a $100 off their $249 price tag! Stonks? More like AIR-stonks! 🚀📉 Apparently, Apple is flexing its new AirPods Pro 3 like they're the hottest new thing since sliced bread 🥖. But let’s be real: if you’re broke-er than a Windows 95 PC, the Pro 2’s are still your besties. They'll crank up your jams to levels that make Beethoven rise from the dead just to vibe with you. 🎶🧠 Developer Quote: "Bruh, the Pro 3s are just a corporate ploy to take our money. No cap, the Pro 2s are still lit!" - An imaginary Apple intern 🥴🌈 And don't sleep on that new "Live Translation" feature. Now you can talk to someone in a foreign country and they’ll understand you right before they block you! 🌏💬 My wild prediction? Next year, Walmart will just start giving these things away like Halloween candy. 🎃🍬💥 Start practicing your “How many AirPods Pro 2’s can I carry” dance! 💃💀 #AirPodsPro2 #WalmartWins