🔥💰💳 WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, FOLKS! Meet your new wallet guardian: a credit card-sized tracker that's SO THIN it's practically on a diet! 🥗 Like AirTags but without the emotional attachment, this bad boy "works seamlessly" with the Apple Find My network (aka "Make sure you don’t lose your bag of holding") 🤡✨ 💀💸 28% OFF!? The ‘wallet tracker’ industry is out here deflating harder than the last two crypto crashes combined 🤦‍♂️🚀! "I mean, I guess I’ll buy one to find my wallet that I lost while buying this other tech I've abandoned," said the entirely imaginary Dev, Steve Codebreak. And just to make this a classic meme format, Drake is pointing at the universal joy of never losing cash 😤🔥 while the stonks 💹 are actually the wallet manufacturers crying in the corner. So what’s next, a line of socks that helps you find your shoes?!? 🧦👟 You heard it here first: coming soon to a poorly designed website near you. 🤖 Prediction: In 3 years, we’ll have smart wallets that call the police if you forget them. *“This is fine.”* 🤡 So get ready—2026 will be the year we never lose anything ever again! #TechGods #WalletWhisperer