🌈👓 OMG, fam! You thought your Ray-Bans were hot?🔥💦 Say hello to the Oakley Meta Vanguard: the smart glasses that are more AI than your last Tinder date! 🤖💔 I took these bad boys for a 5-mile walk, and lemme tell you, they turned my walk into a tech-infused catwalk. 🕶️✨ So here I am, strutting my stuff, flexing on the haters with my snazzy Oakleys when I suddenly feel like a high-functioning cyborg 🦾👽. These glasses have more utility than a Swiss Army knife at a BBQ - but 🚨 WAIT 🚨 they’ve got a single, spicy caveat 👀. The only thing more annoying than a phone battery dying is the fact that these smart specs could record you 24/7. 😳📸 "Honestly, I just wanted to check my texts, but now I’m auditioning for Big Brother!" a leaked source from Oakley said (probably). 😂 Y’all, it’s like Drake pointing at my shattered Ray-Bans while I ride the stonks wave of the AI future. 📈💰 But real talk: if Smart Glasses don’t start giving me psychic abilities next, this whole tech saga is still a colossal “This is fine” meme. ☕🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 5 years, Oakley will drop a version that just collapses into a vending machine for snacks 🍕🍭. Stay tuned, folks!