Waking up to the Trump Phone saga: Made in USA or just a gilded meme? 💰📱 #CapOrNoCap?🔥✨
🚨💥 BREAKING: TRUMP MOBILE is here, and they brought the GOLDEN PHONE! 💰📱 But, WAIT—are we getting a tech miracle or just a premium paperweight? 🤣🤡 So, the T1 (which, for some reason, sounds like a transformer that got rejected at auditions) is claiming it’s MADE IN THE USA—like, fr fr? 🙃🗽 Let’s peek behind the curtain and see what’s cooking. Spoiler alert: it’s NOT the chips! 🍟🧠 Alex Cranz from Engadget just dropped a truth bomb 💣, revealing that the ONLY thing "American" about this phone is the name! I mean, good luck finding an American processor in this bad boy, unless you mean a potato! 🥱🛠️ 💬 Imagine this convo at Trump Mobile HQ: “Hey, do we even have a processor?” “Processor? This is **true value**! Who needs logic?” “Based on what? The *Sky is Falling* plan?” 🤦♂️💸 Meanwhile, in the shadows of the tech world, Midjourney is flexing AI video creation, and SpaceX’s Starship just played hot potato with gravity AGAIN! 💥🚀💀 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2030, the Trump Phone will be a rare collector's item—just like optimism in 2023! It’s either this or we’ll all just be using rocks to communicate! 💎📞 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #NOPE