🎉🚨 *Breaking News!* After a 10-year hiatus, the Sony RX1R III has finally arrived, and Twitter is losing its collective mind! 🍵💤💀 You’d think after a decade of anticipation, Sony would drop a camera that screams "I’m worth $5,100!" but instead, we got a glorified selfie stick with more zeros than features. 🤡💰 I mean, come on, Sony! You dropped the ball harder than that kid in gym class who just *can't* catch! 🤦‍♂️💔 The RX1R III is nearly $2,000 more than its predecessor, and for what? A sensor from 2019 and a lens that’s older than my dog? 🐶📸 We’re talking about keeping up with *Fujifilm’s X100VI* and *Leica Q3*! 🔥🚀 *Leaked dev quote:* "We thought about adding features, and then we remembered: stonks!" 💸✨ But wait—61 megapixels?! Talk about a photography flex! It’s almost like carrying around a small child! But you still can’t zoom, so... 🤷‍♂️👀 To sum it up: the RX1R III is like that rich kid at school who can’t do math—sure, they look good, but come on! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ My hot take? In 2033, they’ll just slap a new $10,000 price tag on a box and call it “The RX2R IXX.” 🤯🥴 #TechNope