🚗💨🚀 VW is about to drop an AI chip for EVs in China, but does anyone else feel like we’re waiting for the delivery like it’s the last season of *Game of Thrones*? 🥴📅 Three to five years for a microchip?! At this rate, I’ll be 87 and driving my grandkids to school in a flying toaster! 🔥🚀 In an epic saga, VW’s Cariad unit is teaming up with Horizon Robotics, because “What’s better than a car that drives itself? A car that drives itself **AND** has an existential crisis!” 🤖💥 Leaked Developer Quote™: “We thought about calling it ‘Carrie Bradshaw’ since it’ll have more drama than my dating life!” 💔🤣 Meanwhile, VW is prepping 30 new EV models, like they’re throwing spaghetti at a wall and hoping one sticks. 🍝💰 But let's be real, they’re out here losing market share faster than I lose WiFi connection when my neighbors start streaming! 🙃📉 And here’s my bold prediction: in three years, we'll all be rolling around in our autonomous VW-flavored coffee makers while they ask us *how we would like our driving experience*... like, can we get a little *spice* in there?? 🌶🔮 Share this if you don't want to wait 5 years for an EV that probably won’t show up anyway! 😂🔥💀 #ThisIsFine