🚨🌍 STOP THE PRESSES: VW JUST PULLED A DIRTY RESET!! 🔄💀 Buckle up, tech fam, because Volkswagen’s Cariad software unit just hit the refresh button harder than your uncle at a buffet! 🥴🔥 After crashing face-first into the wall of reality, they’re all like, “Oops! Time to fix our coding, fam!” 🤖 What’s the tea? They’re partnering up with Xpeng in China and Rivian in the US, like they’re trying to form tech’s most awkward Avengers squad! ☠️💰 “Honestly, I expected a dumpster fire, but this is like reviving a corpse with bad WiFi!” says the imaginary VW dev who was definitely not asked for a comment. 😂💔 They claim it’s a "massive transformation"—but fr fr, we KNOW they just redesigned their logo again. Stonks? More like stonks in the trash. 👀📉 Meanwhile, Elon’s over there sipping on his victory juice, while VW tries to jump from last place to... um, slightly less last? 🚀👀 And here’s my prediction: 3 years from now, VW will sell Cariad as a subscription service that only works if your car is morally upright. “Proceeds go to saving the planet... or whatever.” 🌍💸💀 #ThisIsFine #VW 😂🔥🤡