🚨🎤 STOP THE PRESS: VShojo is officially outta here like last year’s TikTok trend! 😱💅 Yup, you heard it right. The VTuber agency that claimed to be all about the “TALENT FIRST” motto is crashing harder than your WiFi during a zoom call. 💀🌪️ Ironmouse, the agency’s top VTuber, just ghosted VShojo faster than your ex when bills are due. 🚪💨 Why? Oh, you know, a LITTLE thing called a MISSING $500k charity donation! 💸🙃 Like, stonks? NO STONKS. This is fine, I guess, if you want to be broke AF. 😤💔 VShojo’s overarching narrative, told by their CEO “Gunrun” (yeah, real original name there, buddy) 🔫, reads like a tragic movie script. They raised $11 million with dreams more inflated than my ego after a successful TikTok—but whoopsie daisy, turns out they couldn’t monetize a viral cat video. 😂😩 Developer quote leak alert! 🚨: Developer: “Bro, we thought we were creating a metaverse, but we just made a financial black hole.” 🤦‍♂️💸 Final hot take: in exactly one year, we’ll see VShojo 2.0 in a desperate reboot, rebranded as “VSwojo” where they’ll just offer free pizza in exchange for viewers. 🍕🚀🚀 #VTuberChaos #BringBackIronmouse