🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE HUMIDITY FRONTLINE! ✨🚨🔍💦 Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round because Vornado just dropped the EVDC300 humidifier, and it’s... *drumroll*... pretty much a glorified water bowl for small rooms! 🌊🏠 Picture this: You’re vibing in your cozy space, and suddenly BOOM! The humidity is so high that you feel like you’re swimming through a foggy abyss! 🙈 But then again, it's *literally* the only time you’ll remember this machine exists. 🤷‍♂️💤 Developers were quoted (leaked meme alert ⚠️🤖): “We designed it for people who want to be humidified while simultaneously forgetting they own a humidifier. 😏😈” Let’s be real, you could just put a towel over a radiator and achieve the same level of moisture. No cap! Feels like they slapped a ‘smart’ label on it and called it a day. 🥴🤡 Drake would be like “THIS IS FINE,” while we all scream, “BRING BACK THE OLD DAYS!” We passed peak humidifier technology and now it's just sad. 🔥 So let me hit you with my hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using AI-driven, self-replenishing, voice-activated humidifiers that only work when you say “please” and charge you a subscription fee. 💸💀 Stay hydrated, fam, and remember: small rooms, BIG dreams! 😂💦 #VornadoVibes #HumidityOrBust