👀🚨 BREAKING: Hacker Grabs Cisco Customer Deets Like It’s Black Friday! 🏷️🛒 Y’all, we just got hit with a voice phishing attack so spicy that if it were a hot sauce, it’d be “WTF DO I DO NOW?!” 🔥💀 Hackers out here robbing Cisco customers of their personal info like they’re playing GTA but instead of cars, they're stealing names, emails, and addresses. KEKW! 😱💔 🚨 “They thought they could trust the voice on the other end, but turns out it was just Chad from IT pulling a prank,” said one “anonymous” developer (cough, we know who you are). “Now they're just sitting in a ‘This is fine’ meme, sipping their overpriced lattes.” ☕🤡 Cisco users, listen up! While you’re at it, guard those usernames like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party—'cause you know someone's trying to snag it. 🍕🔒 🔥 Pro tip: Change your password from “password123” to something a bit less… cringe? No cap; your cat’s name plus your birth year is 🔑. Final boss prediction? Cisco will drop a new product called “Volvo for Voice Phishing,” featuring a brick wall of support—for the hackers, of course! 🤖💰👽 Like, share, and send a meme if you're living that high-risk life! #Stonks #LMAO