🔥🚀 *BREAKING: AI Takes Over VMware Explore 2025! Who Needs Humans?* 🤖💀 🐉 Attention all tech warriors and meme lords! The future is here and it’s driving a big ol' AI bus straight through your IT dreams! 🚎💨 Like, fr fr, if your business model isn’t sweating bullets over AI, are you even in the game? 💸💻 💰 Say goodbye to “wholesome” infrastructure and hello to the “everything-as-a-service” nightmare! 😱💔 Enterprises are out here trying to manage costs while simultaneously managing their existential dread. “Where should our workloads live?” they cry. 🙃🌍🤷‍♂️ *Leaked VMware Developer Quote*: “We just told our server racks to have an existential crisis. 🤖💀 #AIOverlords” Drake is pointing at business as usual like, “No cap, this is CRINGE.” While galaxy brain techies are like, “Edge computing? Bet!” 🚀✨ And folks, let's be real—next thing you know, your cloud will be running itself 😂 And don't even get me started on "minimizing downtime." With AI, downtime will just turn into *time spent taking emotional breaks* 🤡. 🔥🔥 *Unhinged Prediction*: By 2030, your fridge might demand its own CPU for all the “smart” snacks it’s handling. AI Fridge 2.0 will be out here like “These leftovers? Just students in my culinary school!” 🍕👨‍🍳 #GiveMeStonks 💰🚀 SMASH that share button if you’re ready for the chaos to reign supreme! 🔥💥✨