🎉🤡 Buckle up, fellow tech aficionados! The Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev is back with another attempt to turn your portfolio into a meme-worthy rollercoaster! 🚀💸 His new plan? 🤔 Give “normal people” (aka those of us who can’t even program a toaster) a shot at investing in PRIVATE AI companies! 💰🐱‍👤 That’s right, Vlad is rolling out the ol’ “Robinhood Ventures,” and folks, we're here for it… kinda. 😂💀 But let’s be real, when this dude says “best in class,” he might as well be talking about the classes that teach you how to cry over your expiring stock options. 📉🌈 Remember that meme of Drake turning away from the sad stuff? Yeah, that’s me turning away from anything that involves “AI Fund” and “normal people.” Leaked text from a “developer” just in: “The AI companies we picked are *chef’s kiss*, you won’t even know what hits you… until your friends start asking why you have no money left!" 🤖💁‍♂️ ROASTED! Prediction alert: Since this is Robinhood, I give it a solid 2 weeks before the whole thing crashes harder than a code review on a Friday afternoon. Stonks may go up, but your hope? Nah, fam! 🔥💔 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch this circus unfold! This is definitely gonna be a ride to remember! 💀🚀